sábado, 29 de diciembre de 2007

Dictators we like - A guide to USA sponsored tyrannies



My fellow Americans:

I'm sure you have lately heard that we, the United States of America have supported fascist or semi-fascist dictators around the world. You may find this information a little confusing, and that's precisely why we kept it from you for so long. Too bad some critics and freedom-haters irresponsibly spread this information in recent years.

It's understandable that you're confused. Aren't we, the United States of America, the champions of Democracy and Liberty in this world? How is it possible that we had supported dictatorships?

Allow me to explain you. Sometimes, in order to preserve OUR freedom, we have to supress freedom in other countries. Sometimes, it is not our freedom that is threatened, but our comfort, wealth and luxury, and those are fundamental American values, just like freedom. So, whenever it is necessary to supress freedom in other nations in orden to ensure freedom, comfort, wealth and luxury in our nation, we do it. Get it?

Don't be confused. We do not support dictatorship as a form of government per se, we only sponsor some dictators we need to guarantee the continuous existence of the American Way of Life.

In order to avoid future misunderstandings, here I present to you, my fellow Americans, the list of dictators we like, and the list of dictators we don't like.

DICTATORS WE DON'T LIKE:
  • Iosiff Stalin
  • Mao Zedong
  • Ho Chi Min
  • Pol Pot
  • Kim Il Sung
  • Ruhollah Jomeini
  • Fidel Castro
  • Hugo Chávez
  • Muamar Al-Kaddafi

DICTATORS WE LIKE:

  • Francisco Franco
  • Augusto Pinochet
  • Rafael Videla
  • Rafael Leónidas Trujillo
  • Alfredo Stroessner
  • Fulgencio Batista
  • Ferdinando Marcos
  • The Somoza Family
  • The Saudi Royal Family
DICTATORS WE USED TO LIKE, BUT WHOM WE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO DISLIKE:

  • Porfirio Díaz
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Manuel Noriega
  • The Taliban
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Hosni Mubarak

I hope everything is clear now. And God bless America!!!

4 comentarios:

Raúl H. Pérez dijo...

Jajajajajajaja

Muy bueno... aunque confuso jajajaja

Por cierto, visita al buen Isaac:

http://www.marihuas.blogspot.com/

Tiene unos choros mareadores muy interesantes.

Balam Mandos dijo...

jajaja Ta bueno, de donde lo sacaste? Las deliciosas cosas evidentes.

Ego sum qui sum dijo...

Gracias, gracias.

Lo hice yo. Me latió hacerlo en inglés para aumentar el efecto de ironía :)

martincx dijo...

Mi buen Ego! Genial, aunque es una entrada antigua me recordó de este genial fragmento del programa de Bill Maher (El de Religulous, el cual te recomiendo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1L3nqkMZ0

Allí habla sobre Fidel y demás.

Saludos desde Ecuadro

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